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Riiiiiiight: Jake Gyllenhaal Claims His Musty Mysterio Musings About Not Bathing Were ‘Sarcastic And Ironic’


“I don’t wash my body with soap every day,” the actress replied. “But I wash pits and tits and holes and soles.” As for Kutcher, he said, “I wash my armpits and my crotch daily, and nothing else ever. I got a bar of Lever 2000 that just delivers every time. Nothing else.”
Their thoughts on the matter also extended to their kids, with Kunis admitting, “When I had children, I also didn’t wash them every day. I wasn’t the parent that bathed my newborns—ever.”